I spent less time with my friends because going out with the group meant I couldn「t bring my new boyfriend since his ex would be there.
我花很少的时间和我的朋友在一起,我不能带我的男朋友和他们一起出去因为他的前女友可能也会在。
I adore this crazy city of ex dreams and extremes.
我深爱着这座以前充满了梦想和极端的疯狂城市。
You might be having a shag for old times」 sake, but your ex may be doing it as a desperate bid to rekindle the relationship.
你或许只是因为以往的缘故想风流一把,但你前任或许想通过这为了双方关系死灰复燃做最后一搏。
For example, I couldn「t find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits.
例如,我当时找不到语言来告诉我前女友我们的关系结束了,于是有一天一起看电视的时候我一头撞向她前胸。
He says they couldn」t sell the house, and his ex couldn「t afford to move out, so they lived together until she left town.
他说,他们当时无法卖掉房子,而前妻也负担不起搬出去住的费用,于是他们一直住在一起直到她离开。
Maybe you used to go dancing with your ex but gave it up when you split.
也许你常和你的前任携手共舞,但关系破裂后就放弃了这个爱好。
When I came home the next morning, my ex went crazy, but for the first time, it didn」t bother me, because I knew what I was going to do.
第二天早上我回家的时候,我的前女友气疯了,但是我却第一次没有觉得烦躁,因为我知道我要做什么了。
Your ex - will look back on this day and stew in her great remorse at having lost you every time her husband leaves up the toilet seat or farts in bed.
让你前任去回忆这一天,并且懊悔自己怎么就错过了你吧,特别是每次她的老公从马桶座圈上起身,或是在床上制造不雅气体的时候。
I signed up for kick-boxing classes and pretended my ex was the punching bag. I guess I should thank him, seeing as how he「s the reason I have such killer arms now!
我报名参加了拳击班,并且把我的前夫就想做那个出气的沙包,我猜我应该感谢他,因为他的原因,看我现在这好的可以做杀手的胳膊吧、
But whenever possible, you need to remove your ex from your personal life, even if it is only temporary.
但是只要有可能的话,你都要让前任从你的私生活中消失,哪怕是暂时性这样做也可以。
While at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend.
我正和我现在的男朋友吃饭,前男朋友和他新女朋友从我旁边走过。
Even when your ex broke up with you they may have gave you reasons why.
甚至当你的前任跟你分手时也或许会提到这些原因。
So if you have feelings for your best friend」s ex here is what you need to do: you need to confirm your feelings with her.
所以,如果你跟你最好的朋友的前任非常来电,以下就是你需要做的:你需要确认一下对她的感觉。