if you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers)
如果你把一个中提手和女高音扔到悬崖底下,谁先落地?(两个答案)
did you hear about the violist who played in tune?
你听说过不跑调的中提琴手么?
how do you call a violist with two brain cells?
中提琴手的脑细胞怎么死的?
how do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
怎样让一个中提琴手演奏极弱震音呢?
even so, some people, including some musicians and violist themselves, have made a dig at it by creating jokes.
即便如此,仍然有些人,包括些许音乐家,甚至中提琴乐手本身,都以创笑话来挖苦中提琴在管弦乐团里的身份。
how do you keep a violist from drowning?
怎样防止中提琴手溺水?
now jacob adams is a professional violist here in new haven.
现在到雅各布·亚当斯,他是来自纽海文的职业中提琴手
did you hear about the violist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
你听说有个中提琴手号称能拉32分音符吗?
a conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road, which one do you run over first, and why?
一个指挥家和一个中提琴手站在路当中,你先碾哪个?为什么?