how do you call a violist with two brain cells?
中提琴手的脑细胞怎么死的?
how do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
怎样让一个中提琴手演奏极弱震音呢?
if you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers)
如果你把一个中提手和女高音扔到悬崖底下,谁先落地?(两个答案)
how do you keep a violist from drowning?
怎样防止中提琴手溺水?
a conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road, which one do you run over first, and why?
一个指挥家和一个中提琴手站在路当中,你先碾哪个?为什么?
why can't a violist play with a knife in his back?
为什么中提琴手演奏时背后不能放把刀?